The Ultimate Weapon

With a sudden jolt Yang was awakened. After a brief moment of mental recovery, he remembered the big event. Thinking it over, he suddenly recalled the end of the fight where they both collapsed. filled with excitement, he jumped to his feet only to see Yin back on his too. The crushing feeling of disappointment was followed quickly by the much more crushing feeling of exhaustion as his body was attempting to recover from the monumental fight that took place earlier. He pulled himself together and stumbled over to a lawn chair that the mad doctor had set up to watch the fights in.

"Doctor, I see I bought you enough time. Were you able to build another Dandroid that can fight in our stead?"

"Eh, not exactly..."

"Oh I see, so you didn't have the materials then?"

"Eh, not exactly..."

"What do you mean? Doctor, are you telling me that you had the means to do so, but refused!?"

"Eh, not exactly...You see I found something much better suited for our purposes and easier to acquire than another Dandroid, I call it....."

"Pause...for effect..." He whispered to himself

"THE OVERDRIVE GENERATOR!!!!! With this baby those aliens will never know what them, they'll be flattened like pancakes! Squished like the bugs they are hehehe....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!"

A bead of sweat dripped down Yang's face as he uncomfortably watched the doctor's maniacal laughter

"AHAHA...hehehe...phew...oh, well this is awkward.........RIGHT, the machine!"

He pulled the overdrive generator out of his coat in a way that seemed physically impossible, but being a complete psychopath he had no regards for the laws of physics.

"I read the instructions for this beautiful piece of work, and it's a bit risky, but who needs a properly functioning heart? This baby will pump you up and double your power! One blast from this will temporarily give you a dramatic boost in strength, speed, agility, endurance...you name it, it improves it!! Best part is it has absolutely NO side effects (except for death) that you need to worry about!"

"Wait a minute, doctor...what was that about side effects?"

"There are NONE that you need to even think about (except for death)!"

"You really don't think my superhuman hearing couldn't pick that up doctor? You said except for death. I don't think you thought this all the way through, and frankly it sounds like it could be a terrible idea."

"I know, one of my best!"

"DOCTOR! Please take this seriously!" With a sigh, the doctor spoke again.

"Alright, well the reason this fantastic machine was in the reject pile was because of one little side effect they couldn't solve. The dramatic burst in performance was...a bit too much for some...well actually every test subject. It was simply too much strain on their hearts and they gave out as soon as it wore off...BUT! You two being androids might not be affected by this...hell, I don't even know if you even have hearts to fail you!! Which is why you're going to try this out in your next figTREXYL HE'S ALL RESTED UP AND READY FOR THE FIGHT"

"WHAT!!! Doctor I can hardly stand and I'm not willing to take a chance with that machine and..."

"ALRIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEN!!!After our brief intermission we're ready to continue our lovely tournament!! Contestants, to your corners and get ready to PARTAAAYYYY!!!"

Yang nervously slinked his way into the ring, supporting himself as he awaited the beginning of the match. When the bell rang he was hopeless to defend himself from the brutal assault, the flurry of punches and kicks was just too fast for him to defend against. Punched in the gut and tossed to the side, he leaned over the railing gasping for breath.

"Doctor! *gasp* please"

"That's my cue! You won't regret this!!"

If I don't live to see the end of this fight I will! But what other choice do I have? I'll die anyway, might as well die trying. thought Yang

With a blast from the tiny pistol, a small beam pierced through Yang's chest and lit up his entire being. He began to spasm violently as his muscles expanded and popped out of him. He grew a few feet in size and his hair stood up on end, glowing brightly. His entire body sparked with electricity and his already golden aura grew twice as bright. He could feel his energy return and exceed its normal limits. He jumped to his feet, feeling instantly rejuvenated, the mechanics within him seemed also to adapt to the changes, as it produced a large chest piece with a bright gold and blue yin-yang sign in the center. Large gauntlets made of metal and stone encompassed his hands and his eyes shone forth a bright light, completely disintegrating any sense of humanity and completing the god-like transformation.

After briefly glaring at his transformation, he shifted his focus to his opponent who stared in awe. He began to slowly walk towards the alien, Benvolio, who grew very nervous. In desperation Benvolio rushed forward and punched him in the face with everything he had, only to wince at the pain his hand was now in.

"You're lucky I rolled with that punch" Yang said in a powerful and distorted voice "You could've broken your fist. I must say, doctor, this transformation is truly remarkable. I feel enhanced in every way, you've somehow managed to exceed ALL of my limits. Now, let's see what other wonders lie in store with this form."

With great ferocity, Yang rushed forward at the alien assailant, charging with great speed and momentum that couldn't be stopped by a tank. just a few feet away from Benvolio, Yang leaped forward with an extended fist at the cowering foe, and disappeared just before making contact. Benvolio cautiously opened his eyes and saw that his opponent was gone. He nervously looked around himself before letting his confusion break his guard. After a few seconds of head-scratching confusion, he turned around just in time to get punched in the face. He then spasmed as if being hit by invisible forces and then fell to the ground unconscious.

"Whoa folks, that was some crazy stuff happening in there, let's look at that again in super-slow motion!" Announced Trexyl

Trexyl conjured up a television screen and showed the fight again. After rushing towards Benvolio, Yang subtly moved to the side, too fast to register by normal eyesight. He then circled around Benvolio five times, landing punches that couldn't physically register until he slowed down. After punching him in the face, the latent reaction to his hits all occurred simultaneously. and he toppled over.

"Well it looks like a decisive victory for Yang everybody, that fight was worthy of a celebration and I think you all know what I mean...It's TIME TO PARTAAYYY ON DOWN TOP OUR NEXT FIGHT!!!!"

He spun the wheel again, this time landing on Yin vs Xavier. Yang slowly began to walk out of the ring, but he was too large to get out. He broke one of the barriers on the side, demolishing it into a giant gaping hole that he could walk through. Much to his surprise, it repaired itself behind him and there was not a trace of any damage.

Yin entered the ring pretty worse for wear from the former fight, but with enough rest to keep himself upright. He marched into the center of the ring and picked up the unconscious body of Benvolio before waving it in the air and shouting to Yang:

"Hey, turn off your brights so you can actually see! You left me a souvenier! Hurry up and kill it already OR I WILL!!"

"No YIN!! DON'T!!"

Before Yang could react, Yin tore Benvolio in two and tossed him out of the ring, blasting him and destroying any remains. Yang cursed under his breath for not reacting in time, but forced himself to calm down and rest before the his next fight. Yin would get what was coming to him eventually, so he was able to convince himself to save it for a more appropriate time and place.

The starting bell rang out and Xavier rushed Yin. Although he was somewhat rested, he still wasn't recovered and only barely dodged the flurry of punches before leaping to the other end of the ring.

"Alright Doctor, let's show this fool we mean business! Juice me up!"

"If there's one thing I admire about you, Yin, it's your enthusiasm! Now get ready for a jolt.

After receiving the blast from the Overdrive generator, Yin experienced a transformation not entirely unlike Yang's. His muscles spasmed and popped out of his chest arms and general body. He grew a few feet in size, and his fiery hair ignited, growing more intense. His dark aura shifted and grew far darker than should be possible. electricity arched across him as his body adjusted, growing a similar plate of armor over his chest to Yang's, but with an entirely different color scheme of reds and blacks as opposed to blues and yellows. He was encompassed in red sparks as his transformation ended, glowing his soulless eyes a demonic shade of red. His playful, mischievous manner faded, to reveal a much more serious and darker evil within him. Even his posture had changed, the devilish grin wiped away from his face, and replaced with an intense gaze that could shatter even the strongest of metals.

Xavier, albeit a bit intimidated still enthusiastically charged Yin with a volley of punches and kicks. He then put all of his might into a punch to the face. Yin didn't so much as blink, and Xavier was too shocked to even move his fist away from Yin's face.  Yin then spoke in a dark, twisted voice with a horribly evil tone, providing a chillingly deep antithesis to his normal high pitched and unstably psychotic voice.

"Can you do me a favor and lie down for a moment?"

Xavier was so fearful of these new circumstances, that he obeyed without hesitation, lying flat on the floor of the arena. Yin then conjured up a piece of chalk and pondered for a moment before adjusting Xavier's limbs and drawing a chalk outline of him, very common to the ones seen at crime scenes.

"Alright, you may resume. Due to the inconvenience I'll give you a free hit"

Capitalizing on the opportunity, Xavier jumped back up to his feet, rushed forward and tried to get in as many hits as possible before Yin seized both of his hands amidst the flurry.and pulled them apart.

"Now that was rather rude, wasn't it? I only offered you one punch, now you must suffer the consequences..."

Yin began to pull his arms in opposite directions, adding more pressure and strength with every second, Xavier began to scream in pain as he began to feel himself being ripped apart. Desperate to keep himself whole, he began to speak in tongues and a swirling void appeared before him, flashing a bright light and disorienting Yin, letting go of Xavier before regaining his balance.

"Aye aye aye, que era incómodo.QUÉ! ¿Qué está pasando, por qué no puedo comprender?" Yin frantically yelled. The obvious confusion of the moment gave Xavier the advantage as he gave Yin a big blast to the face before backing off to gloat.

"Ha ha ha, you FOOL! Did you think you could defeat me? Captain Trexyl's second in command!? Well you were gravely mistaken, as you have fallen prey to my most devastating technique, the blast of babel. As you can see for yourself it scatters your language. How can you defend yourself when you can't even understand your own thoughts!? Now prepare for the beating of your lifetime."

Yin clumsily attempted to dodge the flurry of attacks from his aggressor, but simply could not defend himself. Granted the attacks had little effect on him in his tank-like state, but the disorientation was enough to leave him at the disadvantage. Xavier ended his combo with a devastating punch to the head. What he didn't count on was the effects of his finishing move, as Yin began to regain some control of himself after being hit upside the head.

"Wait a second, mi pensamiento beginning to clear después de ese golpe to the head. Sin embargo, es obvio que no I cannot rely on such tal suerte para continuar. Si quiero derrotarlo voy a tener que confiar on instinct and la acción impulsiva sin los grilletes thought to distract me."

After realizing that he could only win if he fought on impulse, Yin didn't bother to think. He wildly swung and struck, channeling his insanity, which was softened in this form, in order to perform nonsense moves that could not be expected to be performed, nor make any sense for that matter. Xavier was completely baffled by this turn of events and actually found himself having to actively avoid Yin, and was rather unsuccessful at doing so. After being backed into a corner, he received a very painful headbutt from the annoyed and gradually less disoriented Yin. Before Xavier could recover, he found himself in the same predicament as before, and reminisced again in the pain of being ripped in two.

"When you va al infierno, say hello a satanás for me." With that, Yin put forth all of his effort into one last pull and completely ripped Xavier in half. Tossing his body aside he signaled Yang towards him.

"Mi rival, I need you to hagas un favor. You're really going to get a kick out of esto, pero I believe I will be back to normal con un good hit to the head. Voy a charge at you at great speed, y quiero que me des the most solid hit que puedas reunir."

Having mostly understood what Yin had said , Yang agreed knowing how much he'd enjoy it. He pulled his fist back as Yin ran backwards and then charged forward at full speed. Yang then punched forward as hard as he could, colliding with Yin's head, and sending him flying backwards, and colliding (headfirst) into an air duct. He slowly stood up and wobbled back to his feet.

"It's oKAy. I'm bAck to NORmal NoW! Now iF EverYboDY woUld juSt sTop SpiNning, I'd apPreCiatE it!"

"Well! that was certainly an unusual turn of events. Quite the slapstick show if I do say so myself. Wow, this tournament is something else, as it seems i'm the only competitor left in the show. Oh, you're in for it now folks, the great Captain T hasn't needed to step into battle for some years now, although that doesn't mean I'm out of practice at all. Well let's see what kinda party we can make for this, our final round! Let's get ready because everybody's gonna RUMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLEEEE!!!!

The Ultimate Showdown: Round 1 (Part 2)

With a punch to the face, Yang smiled as he felt the rare satisfaction of justice. Yin though, was not one to accept this and upon his opponent's next punch he dodged to the side, grabbed his arm and flung Yang into the air. What happened next was only just within the range of human sight. Yin teleported up into the sky, wrapped his hands together and slammed Yang back towards the ground. He then teleported back to the ground with enough time to stop and brush himself off before kicking Yang's plummeting body off into the distance. He flew off out of range of sight and returned just before Yang's unfortunate ragdoll of a body came hurtling back. With one last smirk, Yin gyrated in midair and hit Yang square off in the chest, slamming him down into the ground. And charged up and fired an energy blast at him. Yang regained his senses in just enough time to block it and send it flying off into the sunset. He cracked his neck and stood up looking up at Yin, who was now out of breath and a bit worse for wear.


Why the hell am I so tired? Yin wondered I've crushed insects that do this sort of thing for a warm up.

Yang looked up at Yin and grinned.

"My Turn" He said

With that he flew up into the air doing a triple backwards somersault, which ended with kicking Yin in the jaw on the upward curve. He then grabbed Yin's arms and began the spin him in circles as if to do an Olympic hammer throw. He then sent him flying towards the ground only to land in exactly the same dent that Yang had made. Yang then began to charge a blast of energy, but Yin saw this coming, stood up and braced himself for impact. However, he wasn't expecting what was to come next and was taken by surprise. Yang had charged it up completely and was preparing to fire the beam when he vanished. Yin was perplexed by this until he heard a poof behind him. He turned around and landed on the receiving end of a high power energy beam. This knocked him off of his feet and back headfirst into the wall of the ring. He pulled himself together after the attack, and stood up feeling sore and dizzy from the assault. He began to think out loud.

"Seriously, what the hell is going on here? I should not be in this bad of condition this soon into the fight. Did I really expend that much energy in the prior fights?"

"Ha! You've brought this upon yourself Yin. This is the result of my Negative Karma Ball, I was afraid you'd cheated the system for a moment. It takes the evil energy and impurity of the victim's heart and uses it to slowly weaken them and drain their energy. It doesn't work on those with a pure heart, and for a moment I thought it might have failed against you since your heart IS pure, pure evil. I guess it just had a lot of evil energy to drain. Now do you see? Good will ALWAYS triumph over evil, look at the condition you're in compared to me, I still have most of my energy, while you wasted your right from the get-go. What do you say to that!?" Proclaimed Yang

"That you are a fool!" shouted Yin

Yin then rushed Yang and jumped towards him, Yang dodged back, and prepared to capitalize on Yin's lack of defense, but Yin was too quick and hit the ground before Yang could react. Upon touching it, he burrowed below, out of sight. Yang frantically looked around and saw Yin burst out of the ground from behind him just a little too late. Yin grabbed him and threw him into the air, catching him by the neck on the way down. Yang started to struggle without too much panic, as he knew he just needed to outlast his opponent a little bit longer before victory would be easy. However, Yang began to feel his strength leave his body and was thrown into a wild frenzy. He escaped about ten seconds later and jumped to his feet away from Yin, very startled and very worried.

"HAHAHAHAHA!!!! Did you REALLY not see that coming!? C'mon Lightbulb! You'll have to do better than that! Energy draining powers? HA! That's my specialty! I just drained away two years of your life! How do you feel?"

"What!? That's inconceivable!!"

"Then Conceive this!!"

Yin then enveloped the arena in darkness, and rushed at him. Yang, knowing now that his tactic of holding back and letting Yin expend all of his energy would no longer work (outlasting him would be much more difficult under these circumstances), braced himself and waited until Yin was right upon him before releasing a blinding light and shattering the darkness. Yin was disoriented, especially under the effects of the karma ball. He was now rapidly losing strength, and he knew that the only way to win would be to force yang to lose his energy first. Yang then rushed to the offensive, and pummeled Yin with a series of powerful punches, knocking the breath out of Yin before slipping up and allowing his hand to be grabbed. The sudden drainage of power slowed his assault and allowed Yin to block and grab ahold of his other limbs, greedily gaining energy only just faster than he was losing it. Yang broke free with a powerful headbutt, swung around and roundhouse kicked Yin in the face, knocking him back. By this time, the deprivation of energy was beginning to affect Yang as well, but he still held the advantage over Yin. Knowing that he would need to keep that advantage strong, he prepared to take the offensive. Yang shimmered, and used the stage light to his advantage, playing tricks with it and creating mirages of himself. The mirages surrounded the baffled Yin, who began frantically grabbing at each one in an attempt to gain more energy, but was overtaken by the real Yang before he could be found. They then moved back and surrounded the arena, moving in rapid circles.

"By my calculations Yin, you can only last another few minutes before your reserves are depleted. Can you find me in time?"

Yin burst with frustration, but immediately realized that it would only speed up the process. He cleared his mind and allowed himself to think rationally for a change. He focused on all of the copies, searching for a flaw in any of them which would allow him to find the real one. He patiently scanned each, looking for the slightest difference; but it was in vain, as all were completely identical. He was beginning to panic and starting to have trouble standing when something caught his eye. A very faint drop of sweat began to fall from the heads of all of the beings, when they fell, not a one of them hit the ground. This was the chance he was looking for, and he frantically scanned the ground before finding the small drop of sweat on the ground below the third one over from the left on the east side of the ring. He didn't let on that he knew and overplayed his weakness.

"Looks like your time is up Yin, any last words?"

"Just one.....GOTCHA!!!!"

Yin used up his last burst of energy to pounce on Yin, grab his neck, and swing around behind him. He put him in an inescapable submissive hold and began to greedily draw energy just in time to stop himself from running out. Yang frantically squirmed, as the he was now losing energy as fast as Yin, but he found not a single opening and not a single means of escape. He gradually struggled less and less, and Yin cackled, barely finding the breath to support it.

"Hahahahaha!! Look Whose....the big....man...now..."

Yin closed his eyes and loosened his grip on the now unconscious Yang. He collapsed an hit the floor.

Yin felt himself get a jolt of power and he groggily awakened.

"Oooh, What happened? Did I win?" Yin looked up into the face of the man who had resuscitated him, it was the Mad Doctor Schenckenstien, who had returned from the laboratory just in time to see the end of the fight.

"Well, I guess you could say that. It was AWFULLY close though. We WERE going to call it a tie, but after closely reexamining the footage, we discovered that you lost consciousness 0.005 milliseconds after Yang, so that technically makes you the victor."

Upon hearing this Yin sprung to his feet with joy, jumping and flailing his arms in excitement, a few seconds later, he collapsed, still not having fully recovered from the battle.

"Phew, I'm not gonna lie doc, I don't know how we're going to keep this up after a fight like that."

"Oh don't worry, I've got my secret weapon that will tip the scales in favor of you two."

"So you're saying, you're going to help us cheat?"

"For all intents and purposes....yes"

"Well I LIKE IT!!! Alright, who do I have to beat the crap out of next!?"

"Let's find out folks! Those two have brought us through one WILD party, let's see how much longer they can stay on their toes after this next matchup!" Trexyl spun the wheel and after a dramatic buildup, it was reveal ed to be the battle of Yang vs Benvolio.

"Alrighty then, you've seen the contestants, you know the rules. Now somebody wake up the good guy and let's get ready to PARTAY!!!"

And Now For Something Completely Different

The Mad doctor von Schenckenstein had made his way to the laboratory and was searching around the rubble to find anything of use. He searched high and low for machinery he could integrate into a new Dandroid, but it was in vain, as he was missing a few very crucial elements. He could make an android, but not a Dandroid, and he knew that it was a hopeless cause without the power of #2015.

"Alright Doctor, you're a mad scientist, think about it: where would you find all of the best toys.........THE REJECT PILE!!!"

And, like a little kid to the ice cream man, the doctor ran with glee to the scrap bin. He pulled through all of the hazardous material tossing them left and right, without even noticing that he skimmed right over the exact three things he was missing to make another Dandroid. What he did find was a small machine that was looked like a steam powered pistol. It was hooked up to a generator that frankly looked like a washing machine. He read the directions and found the corresponding files to go with it. What he saw made him jump for joy, as he knew that with this device, Yin and Yang could turn the tides of the war on alienkind. The Xecl wouldn't know what hit them.

Meanwhile on the starship: "Berserker"....

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEE"

"WIIIIIIILLLLLLL"

"KIIIIIIILLLLLLLL"

"THHHEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMM"

"AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLL"

"We would love to cremate them"

"burn them up, then scream at them them"

"And throw their corpses in a FIIIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEEE"

"In a FIIIIIIIIRRRRRREEEE".........

Commander Xigby was ecstatic about his new barbershop quartet.

"Debra, this is probably my best idea yet. They will be great inspiration when writing plans for the annual hostile takeover! Where did you find such a perfect combination of 1st tenor, 2nd tenor, baritone, and bass?"

"Well..."

3 Days ago in an intergalactic prison.....

"Eh, brother Legato! So whadda you-ah gonna do-ah when you meet-ah your parole-ah"

"Well brother Staccato, I think-ah Imma gonna go to Trexyl planet 459 and apply-ah for the T-Force!
Whaddabout-ah you-ah brother Bass?"

"I think, I'll hire myself out as an assassin. After all, being the only one among us who ditched the accent I might make it out well there. Speech therapy was the best decision I ever made....well, that and killing Brother Rubato."

"Well, I wish-ah you the best of luck-ah Brother Bass. I'mma gonna try to get my name-ah in the papers and on the headlights. I gotta say-ah though, I'mma gonna miss-ah the old days with-ah the 4 of us goin on our-ah crime-ah spree. Nothing can-ah replace-ah "the Evil Barbershop Quartet".

"You sure are right about that Brother Arpeggio. I'm gonna miss the good old days."

They all sighed in unison, coincidentally, they were all in perfect harmony.

Their nostalgia trip was interrupted by a loud crash and a siren. A few alien organisms (some bipedal, some tripedal, and one sluglike creature) ran in, wearing armor. The foursome didn't recognize the emblem on their suits, but frankly could care less.

"You four! Sing a chromatic scale. You in E sharp, you in B minor, you in A Major, and You in G Flat"
Impulsively the four followed their instructions and preformed the task perfectly.

"Perfect! You'll do just fine"

The soldiers proceeded to disable security and bust them out. They escaped while meeting some force, which was easily overcome by employing the latest weapons technology issued by Commander Xigby (courtesy of Grimes Cybertronics). After smuggling their ship past the border, they fired up the ship's Improbability Drive and zipped across the universe...

Present Day and time

"...It's a pretty boring story actually"

"Really, I figured it'd be quite interesting seeing as their arrival sent an unfortunate sperm whale plummeting towards the surface of the planet." Xigby muttered under his breath "Eh, whatever, there's a much more interesting story happening on the television screen. Speaking of which, boys, give me a little background music!"

The musicians cleared their throats and began to harmonize they all then bust into a chorus of "Eye of the Tiger". They performed it perfectly, as it was one of the regular tunes at their prison radio station WPAX 115.8 "The hottest songs from across the galaxy". Their music greatly intensified the fight at hand, which was slowly coming a conclusion. The winner was still anyone's guess, but this fact was certain. The fight, was long from over.

The Ultimate Showdown: Round 1 (Part One)

The Alpha Team looked on in horror at the upcoming fight. The mad doctor finally came to his senses and was about to object when Yang silenced him.

"Doctor, this fight was inevitable, it took all of my self control to postpone it, but now it must be done. Let us fight this battle. I doubt either of us will survive, much less leave the fight with enough strength to continue fighting in this damned tournament. It is obvious to me that we are overpowered here. Yin and I are not the solution to your problem, you must return to the laboratory where you found us when we were one, search the place high and low. Look for something, ANYTHING else that can be of service. Build another Dandroid if you must, but hurry. I will stall for you as long as I possibly can, this fight will not end swiftly I assure you."

The doctor hesitantly agreed and ran as quickly as he could back to the ancient ruins of the laboratory.
"Hurry up, Mr. Goodie two shoes, I don't have all day. do you know how long I've waited to make you cry like a little baby that just fell out of the orphanage and into the fire!? Come on, I've been waiting for a real challenge. Now light up Mr. Franklin!" Taunted Yin

"Patience is a virtue you must learn to control Yin, I will teach you that lesson right now along with some manners."

"Bring it on, light bulb, illuminate me!"

The two titans entered the ring and began to power up, their two clashing auras cast a shadow over the ring, as the fight of the century was about to begin.

"Well folks, remember you saw it all here on T-TV!!Now let's sit back, relax, and watch the PARTAAAAYYY"

"Let's not disappoint them Yang, Give me your best shot. the cameras will love it, and you know you will too!! But of course you're pull that whole 'I'm better than that' nonsense aren't you? And that's all it is, nonsense. I know you Yang, you were once a part of me. You could've stopped me from my genocidal spree, but you just stood by and let it happen. I was more powerful than you then, and I'm more powerful than you now. Or are you going to prove me wrong? I suppose the cameras would eat up the cliche 'good triumphs over evil' ending, now are you going to rob these aliens of their entertainment?" taunted Yin

"You...Do you think this is a GAME!!! These people are responsible for the deaths of millions, We are the only two who can prevent them from killing more, and all you care about is the damn fight...I'll show you. You will care about these people......I'LL MAKE YOU CARE!!!!" erupted Yang. With a bright flash of light, all of his restrained anger flowed forth and he rushed into an attack. He flew forward and threw a punch directly at Yin's chest. Yin crossed his arms into an X over his chest and blocked the attack. But Yang's momentum didn't stop. He kept pushing forward. His aura growing brighter and larger. Yin struggled to hold back, and his dark shadowy aura was becoming encompassed with light. He began to feel himself sliding backwards, succumbing to the power of Yang's bottled up hatred towards him. Soon it grew too much for him to control and he threw Yang to the side, using his own momentum against him. He then rushed towards him and jumped in to attack from behind. Yang swiveled around and their fists collided, the sheer power of the collision making the entire building tremble. They then both disappeared from sight, their movements too fast for the cameras to capture. All that could be seen was an occasional glimpse at a blocked punch or a missed kick. Finally they both returned to sight during a mutual punch to the face. They pushed themselves away from each other and both landed back on their separate sides of the arena.

"Well it looks as if I've struck a nerve, I might get a good fight after all. What was that about patience, wisdom, ethics, generosity, concentration, and perseverance? Perhaps Mr. Perfect isn't so perfect after all." mocked Yin

"This is different. I know you, evil is programmed into every fiber of your being. Your very existence means lives are at stake. Under any other circumstances I would merciful, but I know that you can never change. You will always be the filthy lowlife scum that I must eradicate. The very meaning for my life is to clean up after YOUR mess, and to destroy you. I know you've been holding back in the earlier fights to make for a good show, you want a fight? well you've got one."

"Ah, well look who finally managed to grow a pair. Now that you're angry MAYBE I can get a good challenge out of you. So what are you waiting for, FIGHT ME!!!"

The fight resumed, Yang let out a loud ear piercing scream of rage as he brought forth his true power, and flew up into the sky.

"You will pay for all you have done! Your own sin will be your undoing, prepare to dig your own grave Yin!!!"

Yang's aura began to crackle and fizzle with electricity, and the sound waves around him became distorted. A loud electrical humming could be heard, and his hands began to glow brightly with energy. he spread his arms apart and in each hand grew a separate golden orb of energy. When they reached a considerable size, he brought his hands together again. The two orbs fused into one and flared up in size. until in encompassed his entire forearms.

"Prepare yourself, no mortal being of evil intent can withstand my 'Karma Ball', most certainly not you! If you think you're so mighty, then just try taking this attack head on!!"

Yang then fired the orb of energy from his hands and Yin, confident in his victory, and intrigued by Yang's sudden aggression, stood firm ready to take the attack in head on. The orb hurtled towards him and encompassed him in bright energy before fading away, encompassed by the dark aura of Yin.

"....You're joking. THAT was your ultimate attack!? That didn't even hurt! Quite frankly, it tickled!!! I guess this just goes to prove that evil really is the stronger side."

What Yin didn't notice was the small jolt of electricity from his chest, which was present for but a moment, and made a small arc.

Yin then made a rush at the now wide open Yang, and bombarded him with punches, knocking him to the floor. Yang looked up and noticed a bead of sweat roll over Yin's face. Yin then let out a roar and charged up a beam of energy, which he hurtled at Yang, Yang fired one back at it with all of his might, but still could not muster up enough power to push it back, it remained even, but slightly closer to Yin. Yang cursed under his breath for having not waited long enough, and dropped the beam, only just dodging it.

"Damn, it's taking longer than I thought. He isn't making this easy on me. I only hope I can survive long enough to buy the professor the time he needs." Yang muttered under his breath....

A Wrinkle in Time

By this point, Yin was warmed up and really beginning to get into the spirit of things, and actually began to enjoy himself. He stepped into the arena feeling confident and ready to take on whatever would come his way. Yang however was a lot more serious about the matter, he disapproved of the entire charade and all of the meaningless violence, but he knew that he had to devise a clever plan if he wanted to get past these henchmen. He knew they would never listen to reason and, begrudgingly, stepped into the ring to join his nemesis in battle.

Vermil, was feeling confident and looked on at the two of them in confidence. Yin was foolishly arrogant and thought nothing of the tiny, ugly warrior. However, Yang sensed something unusual about the pint sized parasite, his power was extremely low, but he sensed not a trace of fear within him. He knew there was something he was hiding, but what?

The gong rang out and the fight was to begin. Yin rushed in ready to slug the slug across the face, but in a flash he disappeared. Yin stumbled with surprise and fell right into his blow. disoriented, he stood and rushed him again launching a volley of punches, kicks, and jabs at him, but none making contact, as the little man dodged them all without even trying.

"What's wrong, getting angry. Here, I'll make things easier, I won't move from this spot" Teased Vermil.
Yin then attacked him from all sides, using his full speed, while Vermil tilted himself out of the way, not getting hit once. Yin was furious and raced to the other end of the ring, revving up his gears, he flung himself forward and charged right at him, he then picked up a sudden, unexpected burst of speed and missed Vermil all together. He was moving too fast to control himself and was about to collide into yang, when the latter pushed all of his energy forward into stopping him.Yin was held firmly in place by the barrier of energy, but still was being propelled forward. The force holding him still strained increasingly more, as he was being propelled faster and faster. Finally, Yang had no choice but to fire a large energy blast at Yin to strengthen the resistance, but just before collision yin shifted slightly to the right so that the blast just missed him and went straight for Vermil. It hit him dead on and knocked him back, with Yin dropping to the ground in unison with Vermil. Yin was completely ignorant of what had happened and immediately rushed back in to attack. It was in vain though as Vermil, with surprising speed, jumped up to his feet and kicked Yin in the gut, propelling him high into the sky with the same force as earlier.

Yang was perplexed by this, with his speed he should have easily dodged the blast that knocked him to his feet, but it seemed to approach him too son to react. Yin had a theory to this anomaly, but it was far-fetched and required a bit more experimenting. He looked up to see Vermil rushing up into the sky and pummeling Yin too quickly for him to react to. Yang rushed up and went to strike him from behind, but was intercepted by a lightning fast punch to the face which knocked him back down to the ground. Vermil continued to torment Yin, and Yang decided to try a different approach, He charged up two very large orbs of energy in his hands and collided them together into a large beam that was aimed directly at Vermil, he turned and fired one back to keep it at bay, he was clearly overpowered  and focused all of his effort into the beam without realizing he'd left himself open to attack, and Yin struck him in the back with a solid punch, making him lose concentration and negating his energy beam, and sending him flying right into it. It smacked him right in the face and knocked him back. In a moment of perfect equilibrium, yin and Yang rushed him and attacked from opposite ends. they wailed on him with punches and kicks, badly hurting him until he disappeared from between them, and yin's punches accelerated and, without Vermil to intercept, he began to wail on Yang instead. After a few seconds Yin began to attack Yang of his own free will, enjoying himself too much to stop. He finally stopped after Yang crossed his arms above his face to block the punch and knocked him back with a burst of energy, his light aura literally pushing Yin away. He forced Yin to focus on the fight at hand, fighting every impulse he had and using all of his self control to restrain himself from fighting back. His suspicions were now confirmed and he was formulating a plan to defeat him. When Yang got Yin's attention back on the badly bruised Vermil, he communicated his observations telepathically.

"Yin listen carefully, I think I know what makes our foe so dangerous and I might have a way to defeat him. From the observations I've made, I am under the impression that he has the ability to manipulate time, but I think he can only focus on one thing at a time, I can't be sure though until I try one more experiment. The only hits we've landed were the one's we've made while working together, if I'm correct it is because he can only focus on one of us at a time, but I won't try anything until I know for sure."

"Well what are you waiting for!? Attack him!! don't just sit here and think things over, HELP ME!!"

"What was that Yin, did YOU ask ME for help."

"Hurry up before I change my mind!!"

"Fine fine, but only if you say please."

"Not a chance in hell, you know you're not the brightest light bulb in the pile! to even fathom the idea that I would stoop to that high..I'll just do it myself!"

This is exactly what Yang wanted, as it gave him the perfect opportunity to confirm his suspicions. Yin flung himself towards Vermil, and sure enough he dodged and began to strike Yin faster than the human eye could process. Yang then took this opportunity and flew up in an overly obvious charge. he caught Vermil's attention and he felt all of his muscles weigh him back. his entire body felt like lead, and his movement was radically impaired. Yin then went behind Vermil to attack, but just in the nick of time he increased his speed and dodged. Yang's speed then returned to normal and his hypothesis was confirmed.

"Alright, it's true we can defeat him but we have to work together. if we coordinate our attacks he'll only be able to focus on one of us at a time, and we'll have the advantage. On my mark I want you to attack."
Yang then let out a loud scream and shone forth his inner power, engulfing Vermil in his golden aura of light. Yang then rushed him, and he was again slowed down in time by Vermil, but with him nearly blinded by the bright light, he did not see Yin approaching from behind. He was attacked by a full assault of brutal attacks from Yin, and he was helpless to fight back due to his disorientation at the event. Yang, though slowed still made an approach until he was right behind Vermil. finally regaining his senses, he froze Yin in time just as he was about to get a slug to the gut. He turned around and saw Yang's slow punch towards him quickly return to real time, and he was knocked right back into Yin's frozen fist with such force that it breached the skin and impaled him. He gasped for breath and collapsed dead on Yin's fist. Yin awoke from his trance and returned to real time, seeing Vermil's corpse on his arm gave him a great moment of sadistic pleasure, which he reveled in before tossing him into the air and throwing a blast of energy at him which completely destroyed the remains. The two warriors of light and darkness collapsed and stopped to breath before finally leaving the ring and stopping to rest. Trexyl was going crazy with excitement in front of the cameras, and was overjoyed by the exciting turnout of the night.

"Well, ladies and gentlemen you saw it right here folks two of our members slain right before your eyes, the Invincible T-Force has finally met some worthy opponents. These two are really heating things up for us, one being who can give us a run for our money is spectacular, but TWO!! That gives us reason to PARTAYY!! Let's stop and take a quick break from the action to let this whole thing sink in. Our warriors need a rest, and our team needs a PARTAYY!!"

After a quick rest a wild party, Trexyl, his remaining team, and his camera crew took up their positions to resume the games. Trexyl gave the wheel another spin and let the cameras soak up the tension. The wheel slowly came to a halt and landed on a very small, thin space.

"WE-HE-HELL folks, have we got something special for you. It's time to brace yourselves for perhaps the most interesting match-up we've ever had. Yin and Yang were anxiously anticipating the results of the spin, which Trexyl was keeping to himself in order to build tension. Finally he could wait no longer and pointed the camera towards the wheel to show the results. with the wheel finally in view, the results were in. The tiny space that it landed on had small menacing print on it, which read:
"Yin vs Yang"

Wrestlemania 2000012

........Meanwhile aboard the Starship "Berserker"

"Wheel of Misfortune!!!"

"Oh good I love this show, Debra send me some popcorn and mood music."

"Right away, sir. What are you in the mood for?"

"Hmm, Oh I know! Bring me a barbershop quartet, I don't care how, just do it."

"I'm beaming them up as we speak, sir."

"Excellent, remind me to give you a raise"

"Already done, sir."

Meanwhile, back at the plot...

"LLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS!!!! Put your hands together for the fight of the century, our reigning champion: Caesar vs the Mechanical Menace, The Titanium Terror, the Satan of Steel.....YIN!! Now who's ready to PARTAYY!!"

Yin, albeit annoyed, stepped into the ring prepared to face his most unusual foe. The largest of the group stepped into the Ring and towered above Yin. He was a large, muscular, humanoid alien that had a bald head which seemed disproportionate to the rest of his body. He chuckled as soon as he entered the arena.

"Hahaha, Puny coward, I will squash you like bug."

"Ah, so you must be Mr. tough and stupid."

"Hey you take that back or I will make death more painful than necessary"

"Alright, alright, fine...you're not tough"

"That's better.............................................................HEY!!!!! You will pay for that!"

"Alright, big guy, let's see what you've got!"

Yin then made a mad dash at Caesar, and made a full frontal assault of punches and kicks, all of which landed without an effort to block, and none of which seemed to even phase him. Yin's onslaught was eventually cut short by a punch to the face which sent him flying to the other end. He got back up and began to compute his strategy. He began a mad rush again but this time pulled his punch and used his momentum to fling himself above Caesar dodging his punch by less than an inch and launched a blast of energy into the back of Caesar's head which caught him off guard and revealed itself to be his weak spot. Caesar quickly got back up on his feet and went on the offensive, first launching a volley of punches which were far too slow to match Yin's speed and were easily dodged. Yin then maneuvered around his hits using a poorly aimed punch to launch himself up above Caesar once again, and repeated his previous move. This worked just as well the second time, and he repeated the process several times until Caesar was finally smart enough to catch on to the ploy (it took a surprising amount of time for him to make this observation) and Yin was frankly disappointed by his opponent's obvious stupidity. Finally he pulled back and fired an energy blast of his own at Yin, but left himself wide open for attack. Yin surrounded his hands with an aura of energy, caught the blast, and jumped over Caesar throwing it to the back of his head, which was now covered in ashes and was extremely raw from the several severe burns it had received. Caesar at this point was getting dizzy, irritated, and tired and was driven to a point where he actually made an attempt to strategize. He fired a blast of energy at Yin and let him repeat the process of blasting him in the back of the head, but then fired a special blast behind him, which made contact with Yin and froze him in place.

"BAHAHAHA!!! I have you trapped like fish with arms cut off! Who is stupid one now!?"

Caesar's stupidity was getting painful at this point, almost more painful than the barrage of powerful slugs that followed and hit the incapacitated Yin. He was really beginning to take a beating when the opportunity he needed arose and one of his punches slipped. His eyes naturally jutted open in surprise at the sudden loss of balance, and Yin then flashed a blinding light from his eyes. Caesar screamed in shock and pain, and in his disorientation, the energy binding Yin in place dissipated freeing him and provoking an attack almost instantly after he was free. Yin slashed a cut into Caesar's chest and doubled backwards, charging up a dark purple aura within his hands. Caesar regained his sight just in time to see the horror of Yin's finishing move. An aura the same color as the aura surrounding Yin's hands appeared around the wound and stabbed slightly into it, only just enough to breach skin. He then pulled back his hands, and the aura followed the motion, pulling the wounds wide open, he fired a dark blast of energy into the cut and then slammed his hands together, sealing the wounds just after the blast had entered them. Caesar screamed in pain and slowly disintegrated, leaving nothing but a pile of ashes in his wake. Out of breath, Yin collapsed on the floor for a brief moment before getting back up and ending the fight with one last witty remark:

"Looks like Caesar...."

He then conjured up a pair of sunglasses, which he put on for dramatic effect.

"Couldn't take the heat"

"And the winner is Yin, in a surprise turn of events, Yin  has claimed victory and defeated our reigning Champion, Caesar, and did it in style! this Party's heating up folks. Before our next round let's get some insight from our winner, how did you pull off that miraculous victory!?" Announced Trexyl to the camera crew

"Well by the end he got pretty baked, so all I had to do was heat things up a little and kick his ash! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Oh man, I'm on fire! I'm here all week folks. Now who do I get to kill next!?" Retorted Yin

"Well let's see where we land next on the WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE!!"

Trexyl gave the wheel another spin and it landed on the matchup of Yin & Yang vs Vermil, a small awkward looking alien that irradiated no intense amount of power, but has a few tricks up his sleeves. Next time on Silken Skies

The T-Force

A week went by, and the group finally began to relax, as they were confident in the abilities of Yin and Yang and were certain that whatever henchmen came next would be less than a match. They resumed their nightly watch and tried to get some sleep only to be interrupted by a large crash on the roof. They were expecting this, as henchmen came every day since the arrival of Yin and Yang. This time however they were surprised to find nothing but a small spaceship that could house no more than 10 people. They looked around, but could find no evidence of any attacker. However, just when they were getting ready to retreat back inside the building, a flash and a sonic boom were seen in the skies above them.

What happened next made heads roll. Five figures appeared from the sky performing a series of maneuvers that went horribly wrong. They bickered amongst themselves without stopping their routine, and managed to perform a few good tricks before landing in a circular formation with the strongest of them filling the center. They each spoke one at a time in a choreographed order.

"Weaklings like you don't know REAL fear"

"We will teach you the true meaning of pain!"

"We will make ourselves into stars and you into stardust!"

"The planet of [insert name here] will be ours for the taking! But don't worry, we'll leave it looking better than ever! I hope you're ready to PARTAYYYY!!!!"

"Prepare for a legendary beat down from the FABULOUS FIVE!"

Then they all shouted in unison:

"We are the elite 5 soldiers of Commander Xigby!"

"Trexyl!"

"Vermil!"

"Benvolio!"

"Caesar!"

"Xavier!"

"And together we are......." They proceeded to do a series of flamboyant poses and fighting moves, all building up to a big unified announcement

"The T-Force!"

All the Alpha Team could do was stare in an amazed sense of embarrassment. Yin was the only one who could muster up a sentence in reply to them.

"So let me get this straight, you're the henchmen correct?"

"Not just any henchmen... the elite fighters of the universe....the names most feared and respected across the galaxies.....The ultimate fighting squad....The T-FORCE!!!!"

Even Yin was embarrassed by this point, but continued onward.

"You've made that quite obvious, now let me see if I have my archetypes right. You're the pretty boy; you're the small, ugly one with the freaky power; You're the stupid one with the brute strength; You're the right hand man, and you must be the leader."

"I see you've heard of us before, now allow us to kindly pound you into dust like gentlemen, But first let's PARTAYY!!! It's time for everyone's favorite game!"

They quickly wheeled out a large game show style wheel and film crew, and excitedly yelled in unison:

"Wheel of Misfortune!!"

The wheel had all of the fighters names on them and the names of Yin, Yang, and Yin & Yang, setting up a variety of different possible fights.

"I'm Captain T, coming to you live. Let's see our first match up!" Proclaimed Trexyl

He spun the wheel until it landed on the match-up of Yin vs Caesar ,who was the brute of the group. Trexyl made a big deal out of it soaking it up to the cameras, and then had his men wheel out an arena onto the roof of the building. Within a few minutes they were set up, and the fight was about to begin.