HAHAHAHAHA!!! Losers and gentlemen, boys and germs, welcome back the epic Science fiction story about the greatest villain to ever exist! MEEE!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! Oh man is it good to be the narrator. Let me tell you, I feel like a god. This is the life...I can shape the world in my image! Make the characters do whatever I want! I have absolute power!!!!! Man this is boring, anyway so the group congratulated the idiot, they all had a good laugh, and they got back to their BORING routine at the BORING campsite.
"HEY, YOU'RE RUINING MY STORY!!!!!! SHOW A LITTLE RESPECT FOR YOUR ELDERS"
oh look, it's Shakespeare. You want a Newberry award boy, you want a Newberrry!!
"I GAVE YOU LIFE AND I CAN TAKE IT AWAY JUST AS EASILY!!! NO ONE messes with the narrator! NO ONE!!!!!! Now let me show you the RIGHT way to narrate"
There was a brilliant flash of light and the chaos drifted peacefully away back to the natural order. I resumed my narration of this story while Yin was transported back into it as a character, he was of course annoyed, but relieved to be rid of the power of the narrator, as he was getting bored of the role anyway. The team was completely oblivious to all that went on, as is to be expected. They all laughed off the events of the night and resumed their posts at the nightly watch.
"You will never amount to the narrator I would've been" Remarked Yin
Shut up and get back to work, And don't get cocky, you'd be out of this story in 5 minutes if I weren't so generous. I could make you walk right off a cliff if I wanted to....Anyway, enough about you. I think I'll check in on the enemy and let the viewers see what is happening on that front.
"Wait, wait I need the spotlig..."
Machines whirred, computers beeped, and radars pinged. These were all normal sounds on the starship "Berserker" The base of operations for the Xecl invaders. The alien commander was sitting at in the Captain's seat reviewing the plans for next years invasion when a soldier burst through the door.
"Commander Xigby, Officer Umara has been defeated! He was defeated easily by those two extreme powers we sensed."
"Bah, he was a weakling anyway. I knew his 5 minute transformation sequence would get him killed eventually. I just never thought that the ripple in space and time would come from something so weak."
"Sir, not to be rude, but those two are the strongest beings we've ever encountered."
"They WERE the strongest, but that device cut their power in half. Even still, with my calculations I held more power than them when they were one. But that device could be VERY useful to us......Do we still have trace elements of the energy on the ship?"
"Very faint sir, but there is still enough to reproduce the energy if we start immediately."
"Get to work then, we have a schedule to keep."
"Yes sir!"
the soldier rushed out of the room, and the commander smirked. He swiveled his chair over to the intercom on his desk and began to speak into it. His secretary answered the call
"Debra, We need an exterminator for these pests.....send the elite 5"
"The G-Force Sir?"
"No, the...other ones"
"Them....surely you can't be serious sir"
"I am serious and, don't call me Shirley. Sadly, they're the strongest we've got and...those two aren't giving me much of a choice. Just....just do what I say"
"Right away sir, oh and your mother called, do you want me to tell her you're sick again?"
"Um, yes...something we haven't we used yet"
"I'll tell her your suffering from a torn glubach"
"Good one, and beam me up some coffee. Two lumps of sugar, and one pack of creamer...."
With that, the alien leader let out a maniacal laugh, and returned to planning next year's hostile takeover.
