With a sudden jolt Yang was awakened. After a brief moment of mental recovery, he remembered the big event. Thinking it over, he suddenly recalled the end of the fight where they both collapsed. filled with excitement, he jumped to his feet only to see Yin back on his too. The crushing feeling of disappointment was followed quickly by the much more crushing feeling of exhaustion as his body was attempting to recover from the monumental fight that took place earlier. He pulled himself together and stumbled over to a lawn chair that the mad doctor had set up to watch the fights in.
"Doctor, I see I bought you enough time. Were you able to build another Dandroid that can fight in our stead?"
"Eh, not exactly..."
"Oh I see, so you didn't have the materials then?"
"Eh, not exactly..."
"What do you mean? Doctor, are you telling me that you had the means to do so, but refused!?"
"Eh, not exactly...You see I found something much better suited for our purposes and easier to acquire than another Dandroid, I call it....."
"Oh I see, so you didn't have the materials then?"
"Eh, not exactly..."
"What do you mean? Doctor, are you telling me that you had the means to do so, but refused!?"
"Eh, not exactly...You see I found something much better suited for our purposes and easier to acquire than another Dandroid, I call it....."
"Pause...for effect..." He whispered to himself
"THE OVERDRIVE GENERATOR!!!!! With this baby those aliens will never know what them, they'll be flattened like pancakes! Squished like the bugs they are hehehe....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
A bead of sweat dripped down Yang's face as he uncomfortably watched the doctor's maniacal laughter
"AHAHA...hehehe...phew...oh, well this is awkward.........RIGHT, the machine!"
He pulled the overdrive generator out of his coat in a way that seemed physically impossible, but being a complete psychopath he had no regards for the laws of physics.
"I read the instructions for this beautiful piece of work, and it's a bit risky, but who needs a properly functioning heart? This baby will pump you up and double your power! One blast from this will temporarily give you a dramatic boost in strength, speed, agility, endurance...you name it, it improves it!! Best part is it has absolutely NO side effects (except for death) that you need to worry about!"
"Wait a minute, doctor...what was that about side effects?"
"There are NONE that you need to even think about (except for death)!"
"You really don't think my superhuman hearing couldn't pick that up doctor? You said except for death. I don't think you thought this all the way through, and frankly it sounds like it could be a terrible idea."
"I know, one of my best!"
"DOCTOR! Please take this seriously!" With a sigh, the doctor spoke again.
"Alright, well the reason this fantastic machine was in the reject pile was because of one little side effect they couldn't solve. The dramatic burst in performance was...a bit too much for some...well actually every test subject. It was simply too much strain on their hearts and they gave out as soon as it wore off...BUT! You two being androids might not be affected by this...hell, I don't even know if you even have hearts to fail you!! Which is why you're going to try this out in your next figTREXYL HE'S ALL RESTED UP AND READY FOR THE FIGHT"
"WHAT!!! Doctor I can hardly stand and I'm not willing to take a chance with that machine and..."
"ALRIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEN!!!After our brief intermission we're ready to continue our lovely tournament!! Contestants, to your corners and get ready to PARTAAAYYYY!!!"
Yang nervously slinked his way into the ring, supporting himself as he awaited the beginning of the match. When the bell rang he was hopeless to defend himself from the brutal assault, the flurry of punches and kicks was just too fast for him to defend against. Punched in the gut and tossed to the side, he leaned over the railing gasping for breath.
"Doctor! *gasp* please"
"That's my cue! You won't regret this!!"
If I don't live to see the end of this fight I will! But what other choice do I have? I'll die anyway, might as well die trying. thought Yang
With a blast from the tiny pistol, a small beam pierced through Yang's chest and lit up his entire being. He began to spasm violently as his muscles expanded and popped out of him. He grew a few feet in size and his hair stood up on end, glowing brightly. His entire body sparked with electricity and his already golden aura grew twice as bright. He could feel his energy return and exceed its normal limits. He jumped to his feet, feeling instantly rejuvenated, the mechanics within him seemed also to adapt to the changes, as it produced a large chest piece with a bright gold and blue yin-yang sign in the center. Large gauntlets made of metal and stone encompassed his hands and his eyes shone forth a bright light, completely disintegrating any sense of humanity and completing the god-like transformation.
"THE OVERDRIVE GENERATOR!!!!! With this baby those aliens will never know what them, they'll be flattened like pancakes! Squished like the bugs they are hehehe....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!"
A bead of sweat dripped down Yang's face as he uncomfortably watched the doctor's maniacal laughter
"AHAHA...hehehe...phew...oh, well this is awkward.........RIGHT, the machine!"
He pulled the overdrive generator out of his coat in a way that seemed physically impossible, but being a complete psychopath he had no regards for the laws of physics.
"I read the instructions for this beautiful piece of work, and it's a bit risky, but who needs a properly functioning heart? This baby will pump you up and double your power! One blast from this will temporarily give you a dramatic boost in strength, speed, agility, endurance...you name it, it improves it!! Best part is it has absolutely NO side effects (except for death) that you need to worry about!"
"Wait a minute, doctor...what was that about side effects?"
"There are NONE that you need to even think about (except for death)!"
"You really don't think my superhuman hearing couldn't pick that up doctor? You said except for death. I don't think you thought this all the way through, and frankly it sounds like it could be a terrible idea."
"I know, one of my best!"
"DOCTOR! Please take this seriously!" With a sigh, the doctor spoke again.
"Alright, well the reason this fantastic machine was in the reject pile was because of one little side effect they couldn't solve. The dramatic burst in performance was...a bit too much for some...well actually every test subject. It was simply too much strain on their hearts and they gave out as soon as it wore off...BUT! You two being androids might not be affected by this...hell, I don't even know if you even have hearts to fail you!! Which is why you're going to try this out in your next figTREXYL HE'S ALL RESTED UP AND READY FOR THE FIGHT"
"WHAT!!! Doctor I can hardly stand and I'm not willing to take a chance with that machine and..."
"ALRIGHT, LADIES AND GENTLEN!!!After our brief intermission we're ready to continue our lovely tournament!! Contestants, to your corners and get ready to PARTAAAYYYY!!!"
Yang nervously slinked his way into the ring, supporting himself as he awaited the beginning of the match. When the bell rang he was hopeless to defend himself from the brutal assault, the flurry of punches and kicks was just too fast for him to defend against. Punched in the gut and tossed to the side, he leaned over the railing gasping for breath.
"Doctor! *gasp* please"
"That's my cue! You won't regret this!!"
If I don't live to see the end of this fight I will! But what other choice do I have? I'll die anyway, might as well die trying. thought Yang
With a blast from the tiny pistol, a small beam pierced through Yang's chest and lit up his entire being. He began to spasm violently as his muscles expanded and popped out of him. He grew a few feet in size and his hair stood up on end, glowing brightly. His entire body sparked with electricity and his already golden aura grew twice as bright. He could feel his energy return and exceed its normal limits. He jumped to his feet, feeling instantly rejuvenated, the mechanics within him seemed also to adapt to the changes, as it produced a large chest piece with a bright gold and blue yin-yang sign in the center. Large gauntlets made of metal and stone encompassed his hands and his eyes shone forth a bright light, completely disintegrating any sense of humanity and completing the god-like transformation.
After briefly glaring at his transformation, he shifted his focus to his opponent who stared in awe. He began to slowly walk towards the alien, Benvolio, who grew very nervous. In desperation Benvolio rushed forward and punched him in the face with everything he had, only to wince at the pain his hand was now in.
"You're lucky I rolled with that punch" Yang said in a powerful and distorted voice "You could've broken your fist. I must say, doctor, this transformation is truly remarkable. I feel enhanced in every way, you've somehow managed to exceed ALL of my limits. Now, let's see what other wonders lie in store with this form."
With great ferocity, Yang rushed forward at the alien assailant, charging with great speed and momentum that couldn't be stopped by a tank. just a few feet away from Benvolio, Yang leaped forward with an extended fist at the cowering foe, and disappeared just before making contact. Benvolio cautiously opened his eyes and saw that his opponent was gone. He nervously looked around himself before letting his confusion break his guard. After a few seconds of head-scratching confusion, he turned around just in time to get punched in the face. He then spasmed as if being hit by invisible forces and then fell to the ground unconscious.
"Whoa folks, that was some crazy stuff happening in there, let's look at that again in super-slow motion!" Announced Trexyl
Trexyl conjured up a television screen and showed the fight again. After rushing towards Benvolio, Yang subtly moved to the side, too fast to register by normal eyesight. He then circled around Benvolio five times, landing punches that couldn't physically register until he slowed down. After punching him in the face, the latent reaction to his hits all occurred simultaneously. and he toppled over.
"Well it looks like a decisive victory for Yang everybody, that fight was worthy of a celebration and I think you all know what I mean...It's TIME TO PARTAAYYY ON DOWN TOP OUR NEXT FIGHT!!!!"
He spun the wheel again, this time landing on Yin vs Xavier. Yang slowly began to walk out of the ring, but he was too large to get out. He broke one of the barriers on the side, demolishing it into a giant gaping hole that he could walk through. Much to his surprise, it repaired itself behind him and there was not a trace of any damage.
Yin entered the ring pretty worse for wear from the former fight, but with enough rest to keep himself upright. He marched into the center of the ring and picked up the unconscious body of Benvolio before waving it in the air and shouting to Yang:
"Hey, turn off your brights so you can actually see! You left me a souvenier! Hurry up and kill it already OR I WILL!!"
"No YIN!! DON'T!!"
Before Yang could react, Yin tore Benvolio in two and tossed him out of the ring, blasting him and destroying any remains. Yang cursed under his breath for not reacting in time, but forced himself to calm down and rest before the his next fight. Yin would get what was coming to him eventually, so he was able to convince himself to save it for a more appropriate time and place.
The starting bell rang out and Xavier rushed Yin. Although he was somewhat rested, he still wasn't recovered and only barely dodged the flurry of punches before leaping to the other end of the ring.
"Alright Doctor, let's show this fool we mean business! Juice me up!"
"If there's one thing I admire about you, Yin, it's your enthusiasm! Now get ready for a jolt.
After receiving the blast from the Overdrive generator, Yin experienced a transformation not entirely unlike Yang's. His muscles spasmed and popped out of his chest arms and general body. He grew a few feet in size, and his fiery hair ignited, growing more intense. His dark aura shifted and grew far darker than should be possible. electricity arched across him as his body adjusted, growing a similar plate of armor over his chest to Yang's, but with an entirely different color scheme of reds and blacks as opposed to blues and yellows. He was encompassed in red sparks as his transformation ended, glowing his soulless eyes a demonic shade of red. His playful, mischievous manner faded, to reveal a much more serious and darker evil within him. Even his posture had changed, the devilish grin wiped away from his face, and replaced with an intense gaze that could shatter even the strongest of metals.
Xavier, albeit a bit intimidated still enthusiastically charged Yin with a volley of punches and kicks. He then put all of his might into a punch to the face. Yin didn't so much as blink, and Xavier was too shocked to even move his fist away from Yin's face. Yin then spoke in a dark, twisted voice with a horribly evil tone, providing a chillingly deep antithesis to his normal high pitched and unstably psychotic voice.
"Can you do me a favor and lie down for a moment?"
Xavier was so fearful of these new circumstances, that he obeyed without hesitation, lying flat on the floor of the arena. Yin then conjured up a piece of chalk and pondered for a moment before adjusting Xavier's limbs and drawing a chalk outline of him, very common to the ones seen at crime scenes.
"Alright, you may resume. Due to the inconvenience I'll give you a free hit"
Capitalizing on the opportunity, Xavier jumped back up to his feet, rushed forward and tried to get in as many hits as possible before Yin seized both of his hands amidst the flurry.and pulled them apart.
"Now that was rather rude, wasn't it? I only offered you one punch, now you must suffer the consequences..."
Yin began to pull his arms in opposite directions, adding more pressure and strength with every second, Xavier began to scream in pain as he began to feel himself being ripped apart. Desperate to keep himself whole, he began to speak in tongues and a swirling void appeared before him, flashing a bright light and disorienting Yin, letting go of Xavier before regaining his balance.
"Aye aye aye, que era incómodo.QUÉ! ¿Qué está pasando, por qué no puedo comprender?" Yin frantically yelled. The obvious confusion of the moment gave Xavier the advantage as he gave Yin a big blast to the face before backing off to gloat.
"Ha ha ha, you FOOL! Did you think you could defeat me? Captain Trexyl's second in command!? Well you were gravely mistaken, as you have fallen prey to my most devastating technique, the blast of babel. As you can see for yourself it scatters your language. How can you defend yourself when you can't even understand your own thoughts!? Now prepare for the beating of your lifetime."
Yin clumsily attempted to dodge the flurry of attacks from his aggressor, but simply could not defend himself. Granted the attacks had little effect on him in his tank-like state, but the disorientation was enough to leave him at the disadvantage. Xavier ended his combo with a devastating punch to the head. What he didn't count on was the effects of his finishing move, as Yin began to regain some control of himself after being hit upside the head.
"Wait a second, mi pensamiento beginning to clear después de ese golpe to the head. Sin embargo, es obvio que no I cannot rely on such tal suerte para continuar. Si quiero derrotarlo voy a tener que confiar on instinct and la acción impulsiva sin los grilletes thought to distract me."
After realizing that he could only win if he fought on impulse, Yin didn't bother to think. He wildly swung and struck, channeling his insanity, which was softened in this form, in order to perform nonsense moves that could not be expected to be performed, nor make any sense for that matter. Xavier was completely baffled by this turn of events and actually found himself having to actively avoid Yin, and was rather unsuccessful at doing so. After being backed into a corner, he received a very painful headbutt from the annoyed and gradually less disoriented Yin. Before Xavier could recover, he found himself in the same predicament as before, and reminisced again in the pain of being ripped in two.
"When you va al infierno, say hello a satanás for me." With that, Yin put forth all of his effort into one last pull and completely ripped Xavier in half. Tossing his body aside he signaled Yang towards him.
"Mi rival, I need you to hagas un favor. You're really going to get a kick out of esto, pero I believe I will be back to normal con un good hit to the head. Voy a charge at you at great speed, y quiero que me des the most solid hit que puedas reunir."
Having mostly understood what Yin had said , Yang agreed knowing how much he'd enjoy it. He pulled his fist back as Yin ran backwards and then charged forward at full speed. Yang then punched forward as hard as he could, colliding with Yin's head, and sending him flying backwards, and colliding (headfirst) into an air duct. He slowly stood up and wobbled back to his feet.
"It's oKAy. I'm bAck to NORmal NoW! Now iF EverYboDY woUld juSt sTop SpiNning, I'd apPreCiatE it!"
"Well! that was certainly an unusual turn of events. Quite the slapstick show if I do say so myself. Wow, this tournament is something else, as it seems i'm the only competitor left in the show. Oh, you're in for it now folks, the great Captain T hasn't needed to step into battle for some years now, although that doesn't mean I'm out of practice at all. Well let's see what kinda party we can make for this, our final round! Let's get ready because everybody's gonna RUMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLEEEE!!!!
"You're lucky I rolled with that punch" Yang said in a powerful and distorted voice "You could've broken your fist. I must say, doctor, this transformation is truly remarkable. I feel enhanced in every way, you've somehow managed to exceed ALL of my limits. Now, let's see what other wonders lie in store with this form."
With great ferocity, Yang rushed forward at the alien assailant, charging with great speed and momentum that couldn't be stopped by a tank. just a few feet away from Benvolio, Yang leaped forward with an extended fist at the cowering foe, and disappeared just before making contact. Benvolio cautiously opened his eyes and saw that his opponent was gone. He nervously looked around himself before letting his confusion break his guard. After a few seconds of head-scratching confusion, he turned around just in time to get punched in the face. He then spasmed as if being hit by invisible forces and then fell to the ground unconscious.
"Whoa folks, that was some crazy stuff happening in there, let's look at that again in super-slow motion!" Announced Trexyl
Trexyl conjured up a television screen and showed the fight again. After rushing towards Benvolio, Yang subtly moved to the side, too fast to register by normal eyesight. He then circled around Benvolio five times, landing punches that couldn't physically register until he slowed down. After punching him in the face, the latent reaction to his hits all occurred simultaneously. and he toppled over.
"Well it looks like a decisive victory for Yang everybody, that fight was worthy of a celebration and I think you all know what I mean...It's TIME TO PARTAAYYY ON DOWN TOP OUR NEXT FIGHT!!!!"
He spun the wheel again, this time landing on Yin vs Xavier. Yang slowly began to walk out of the ring, but he was too large to get out. He broke one of the barriers on the side, demolishing it into a giant gaping hole that he could walk through. Much to his surprise, it repaired itself behind him and there was not a trace of any damage.
Yin entered the ring pretty worse for wear from the former fight, but with enough rest to keep himself upright. He marched into the center of the ring and picked up the unconscious body of Benvolio before waving it in the air and shouting to Yang:
"Hey, turn off your brights so you can actually see! You left me a souvenier! Hurry up and kill it already OR I WILL!!"
"No YIN!! DON'T!!"
Before Yang could react, Yin tore Benvolio in two and tossed him out of the ring, blasting him and destroying any remains. Yang cursed under his breath for not reacting in time, but forced himself to calm down and rest before the his next fight. Yin would get what was coming to him eventually, so he was able to convince himself to save it for a more appropriate time and place.
The starting bell rang out and Xavier rushed Yin. Although he was somewhat rested, he still wasn't recovered and only barely dodged the flurry of punches before leaping to the other end of the ring.
"Alright Doctor, let's show this fool we mean business! Juice me up!"
"If there's one thing I admire about you, Yin, it's your enthusiasm! Now get ready for a jolt.
After receiving the blast from the Overdrive generator, Yin experienced a transformation not entirely unlike Yang's. His muscles spasmed and popped out of his chest arms and general body. He grew a few feet in size, and his fiery hair ignited, growing more intense. His dark aura shifted and grew far darker than should be possible. electricity arched across him as his body adjusted, growing a similar plate of armor over his chest to Yang's, but with an entirely different color scheme of reds and blacks as opposed to blues and yellows. He was encompassed in red sparks as his transformation ended, glowing his soulless eyes a demonic shade of red. His playful, mischievous manner faded, to reveal a much more serious and darker evil within him. Even his posture had changed, the devilish grin wiped away from his face, and replaced with an intense gaze that could shatter even the strongest of metals.
Xavier, albeit a bit intimidated still enthusiastically charged Yin with a volley of punches and kicks. He then put all of his might into a punch to the face. Yin didn't so much as blink, and Xavier was too shocked to even move his fist away from Yin's face. Yin then spoke in a dark, twisted voice with a horribly evil tone, providing a chillingly deep antithesis to his normal high pitched and unstably psychotic voice.
"Can you do me a favor and lie down for a moment?"
Xavier was so fearful of these new circumstances, that he obeyed without hesitation, lying flat on the floor of the arena. Yin then conjured up a piece of chalk and pondered for a moment before adjusting Xavier's limbs and drawing a chalk outline of him, very common to the ones seen at crime scenes.
"Alright, you may resume. Due to the inconvenience I'll give you a free hit"
Capitalizing on the opportunity, Xavier jumped back up to his feet, rushed forward and tried to get in as many hits as possible before Yin seized both of his hands amidst the flurry.and pulled them apart.
"Now that was rather rude, wasn't it? I only offered you one punch, now you must suffer the consequences..."
Yin began to pull his arms in opposite directions, adding more pressure and strength with every second, Xavier began to scream in pain as he began to feel himself being ripped apart. Desperate to keep himself whole, he began to speak in tongues and a swirling void appeared before him, flashing a bright light and disorienting Yin, letting go of Xavier before regaining his balance.
"Aye aye aye, que era incómodo.QUÉ! ¿Qué está pasando, por qué no puedo comprender?" Yin frantically yelled. The obvious confusion of the moment gave Xavier the advantage as he gave Yin a big blast to the face before backing off to gloat.
"Ha ha ha, you FOOL! Did you think you could defeat me? Captain Trexyl's second in command!? Well you were gravely mistaken, as you have fallen prey to my most devastating technique, the blast of babel. As you can see for yourself it scatters your language. How can you defend yourself when you can't even understand your own thoughts!? Now prepare for the beating of your lifetime."
Yin clumsily attempted to dodge the flurry of attacks from his aggressor, but simply could not defend himself. Granted the attacks had little effect on him in his tank-like state, but the disorientation was enough to leave him at the disadvantage. Xavier ended his combo with a devastating punch to the head. What he didn't count on was the effects of his finishing move, as Yin began to regain some control of himself after being hit upside the head.
"Wait a second, mi pensamiento beginning to clear después de ese golpe to the head. Sin embargo, es obvio que no I cannot rely on such tal suerte para continuar. Si quiero derrotarlo voy a tener que confiar on instinct and la acción impulsiva sin los grilletes thought to distract me."
After realizing that he could only win if he fought on impulse, Yin didn't bother to think. He wildly swung and struck, channeling his insanity, which was softened in this form, in order to perform nonsense moves that could not be expected to be performed, nor make any sense for that matter. Xavier was completely baffled by this turn of events and actually found himself having to actively avoid Yin, and was rather unsuccessful at doing so. After being backed into a corner, he received a very painful headbutt from the annoyed and gradually less disoriented Yin. Before Xavier could recover, he found himself in the same predicament as before, and reminisced again in the pain of being ripped in two.
"When you va al infierno, say hello a satanás for me." With that, Yin put forth all of his effort into one last pull and completely ripped Xavier in half. Tossing his body aside he signaled Yang towards him.
"Mi rival, I need you to hagas un favor. You're really going to get a kick out of esto, pero I believe I will be back to normal con un good hit to the head. Voy a charge at you at great speed, y quiero que me des the most solid hit que puedas reunir."
Having mostly understood what Yin had said , Yang agreed knowing how much he'd enjoy it. He pulled his fist back as Yin ran backwards and then charged forward at full speed. Yang then punched forward as hard as he could, colliding with Yin's head, and sending him flying backwards, and colliding (headfirst) into an air duct. He slowly stood up and wobbled back to his feet.
"It's oKAy. I'm bAck to NORmal NoW! Now iF EverYboDY woUld juSt sTop SpiNning, I'd apPreCiatE it!"
"Well! that was certainly an unusual turn of events. Quite the slapstick show if I do say so myself. Wow, this tournament is something else, as it seems i'm the only competitor left in the show. Oh, you're in for it now folks, the great Captain T hasn't needed to step into battle for some years now, although that doesn't mean I'm out of practice at all. Well let's see what kinda party we can make for this, our final round! Let's get ready because everybody's gonna RUMMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLEEEE!!!!
I love the blast of babel!
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