Wrestlemania 2000012

........Meanwhile aboard the Starship "Berserker"

"Wheel of Misfortune!!!"

"Oh good I love this show, Debra send me some popcorn and mood music."

"Right away, sir. What are you in the mood for?"

"Hmm, Oh I know! Bring me a barbershop quartet, I don't care how, just do it."

"I'm beaming them up as we speak, sir."

"Excellent, remind me to give you a raise"

"Already done, sir."

Meanwhile, back at the plot...

"LLLLLLADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS!!!! Put your hands together for the fight of the century, our reigning champion: Caesar vs the Mechanical Menace, The Titanium Terror, the Satan of Steel.....YIN!! Now who's ready to PARTAYY!!"

Yin, albeit annoyed, stepped into the ring prepared to face his most unusual foe. The largest of the group stepped into the Ring and towered above Yin. He was a large, muscular, humanoid alien that had a bald head which seemed disproportionate to the rest of his body. He chuckled as soon as he entered the arena.

"Hahaha, Puny coward, I will squash you like bug."

"Ah, so you must be Mr. tough and stupid."

"Hey you take that back or I will make death more painful than necessary"

"Alright, alright, fine...you're not tough"

"That's better.............................................................HEY!!!!! You will pay for that!"

"Alright, big guy, let's see what you've got!"

Yin then made a mad dash at Caesar, and made a full frontal assault of punches and kicks, all of which landed without an effort to block, and none of which seemed to even phase him. Yin's onslaught was eventually cut short by a punch to the face which sent him flying to the other end. He got back up and began to compute his strategy. He began a mad rush again but this time pulled his punch and used his momentum to fling himself above Caesar dodging his punch by less than an inch and launched a blast of energy into the back of Caesar's head which caught him off guard and revealed itself to be his weak spot. Caesar quickly got back up on his feet and went on the offensive, first launching a volley of punches which were far too slow to match Yin's speed and were easily dodged. Yin then maneuvered around his hits using a poorly aimed punch to launch himself up above Caesar once again, and repeated his previous move. This worked just as well the second time, and he repeated the process several times until Caesar was finally smart enough to catch on to the ploy (it took a surprising amount of time for him to make this observation) and Yin was frankly disappointed by his opponent's obvious stupidity. Finally he pulled back and fired an energy blast of his own at Yin, but left himself wide open for attack. Yin surrounded his hands with an aura of energy, caught the blast, and jumped over Caesar throwing it to the back of his head, which was now covered in ashes and was extremely raw from the several severe burns it had received. Caesar at this point was getting dizzy, irritated, and tired and was driven to a point where he actually made an attempt to strategize. He fired a blast of energy at Yin and let him repeat the process of blasting him in the back of the head, but then fired a special blast behind him, which made contact with Yin and froze him in place.

"BAHAHAHA!!! I have you trapped like fish with arms cut off! Who is stupid one now!?"

Caesar's stupidity was getting painful at this point, almost more painful than the barrage of powerful slugs that followed and hit the incapacitated Yin. He was really beginning to take a beating when the opportunity he needed arose and one of his punches slipped. His eyes naturally jutted open in surprise at the sudden loss of balance, and Yin then flashed a blinding light from his eyes. Caesar screamed in shock and pain, and in his disorientation, the energy binding Yin in place dissipated freeing him and provoking an attack almost instantly after he was free. Yin slashed a cut into Caesar's chest and doubled backwards, charging up a dark purple aura within his hands. Caesar regained his sight just in time to see the horror of Yin's finishing move. An aura the same color as the aura surrounding Yin's hands appeared around the wound and stabbed slightly into it, only just enough to breach skin. He then pulled back his hands, and the aura followed the motion, pulling the wounds wide open, he fired a dark blast of energy into the cut and then slammed his hands together, sealing the wounds just after the blast had entered them. Caesar screamed in pain and slowly disintegrated, leaving nothing but a pile of ashes in his wake. Out of breath, Yin collapsed on the floor for a brief moment before getting back up and ending the fight with one last witty remark:

"Looks like Caesar...."

He then conjured up a pair of sunglasses, which he put on for dramatic effect.

"Couldn't take the heat"

"And the winner is Yin, in a surprise turn of events, Yin  has claimed victory and defeated our reigning Champion, Caesar, and did it in style! this Party's heating up folks. Before our next round let's get some insight from our winner, how did you pull off that miraculous victory!?" Announced Trexyl to the camera crew

"Well by the end he got pretty baked, so all I had to do was heat things up a little and kick his ash! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! Oh man, I'm on fire! I'm here all week folks. Now who do I get to kill next!?" Retorted Yin

"Well let's see where we land next on the WHEEL OF MISFORTUNE!!"

Trexyl gave the wheel another spin and it landed on the matchup of Yin & Yang vs Vermil, a small awkward looking alien that irradiated no intense amount of power, but has a few tricks up his sleeves. Next time on Silken Skies